Sunday, December 16, 2007

Pizza Only, forever...

Pizza Only FOREVER

I don't know about you...but I don't think it would be terrible to have Pizza Only, for the rest of my life...as long as it's good pizza and different toppings were available! I really cannot remember ever having a pizza I didn't enjoy. Can you??

Anyway...these spot illustrations were for this months' "J-14 Yikes!" magazine...which is a popular magazine for the "Hannah Montana"/ "High School Musical" set. Well, I'm guessing that based on all the photos of Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron throughout the magazine. Anyway, the illustrations were a silly and gross little "quiz" of sorts... i.e. "Would you rather eat nothing but pizza for the rest of your life or never eat pizza again?"

Stink Socks

"Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear for a week?"
Yep..I'm serious...I didn't make up the scenarios...just drew the pictures.

Very Cold
"Would you rather wear your ski jacket all summer or your bathing suit all winter?"

Green Hair
"Would you rather shave your head or dye your hair neon green?"

My answers....
1. Even though I like pizza, I'd rather never eat it again. I'd cry about it though. I just don't think I could never not eat the occassional ice cream, slice of bacon, taco, or sushi roll. No can do.

2. Definitely socks.

3. Um, ski jacket? Unless I loose that 15 lbs! THEN I'll...um...yeah, no...no, I won't. Ski Jacket.

4. Since I've shaved my head before, I'd go with dying my hair neon green. (hopefully, it'd be one of those wash out dyes...)

13 comments:

恩恩 said...

Hi! I'm your blog reader and I absolutely love all these illustrations of yours so much! very very cool!!

paige said...

Wow, thank you...that is so nice of you to say!!

Jon McNally said...

Paige! The expressions on the first two gals induce smiles and chuckles. I'd willingly wear my socks for a month if I might then befriend an aroma phantom or two.

sheree said...

great illos, paige! i love the facial expressions!

i hope l'il miss mitzie is doing better! its very hard to watch our furry children in distress.

Chris Battle said...

Hey, the brightly colored hair works forErin Esurance, right?

Fabio Lai said...

Eh eh, these illustration are so funny.
I love the girl eating pizza's expression.

kristen said...

Hey Paige! This is Shane's gf.. I just got a blog a few days ago, I hope it's okay that I add you to my friends list
.. and even if it's not, too bad.. you're on there :)
For the record, I fully agree with all of your responses. I don't even want to think about wearing the same underwear for a week :(

alex schaefer said...

Hi Paige! thanks for the compliment. I love your work! It makes me happy just like your boston does. WHAT A SWEETIE!!! My parents have two, and I love them so much. They really are the happiest creatures on earth, just ahead of squirrels. And they make everything happy within a 25 foot radius. Love you!

Vanhoozerbot said...

Absolutely fantastic!
Your work has so much charm.
I am soooo taking notes.

Hope you are well.

Jeremy

Mick said...

your pictures are charming but your pizza philosophy is entirely bogus

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Anonymous said...

i would choose:
1. never eat pizza again
2. same socks
3. ski jacket
and
4. shave head, for the experience. hey why not its going to grow back any way. thats my dream to one day do it but i most likely wont..

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